I'm in Florida and having far too much fun and way too little internet access to fill you in on the stories to date. Upon my return to Australia I will have a lot to fill everyone in on, so in the meantime I'm hoping this list will give you a glimpse into what I've been doing for the last four weeks.
List of blog post titles to be written upon my return to Australia:
- My Sister is Dating a Man Who is My Dad, But Don't Worry... She's Still a Lesbian
- Don't Put Toxic Paint on my Swingset. Um, alright... make sure you do two coats.
- Ducks Who Live in Florida Parking Lots
- The UnGaying
- Things I Miss in Australia
- 100 Ways I'm Helping the U.S. Economy (all involve Marshalls, TJMaxx, Target and Costco)
- What Happens When Your Five Year Old Tells Someone to "Shut Up"
And I'll leave with one more list...
The Top 5 Reasons to Not Take a Roadtrip with Preschool aged boys:
- The whining.
- You want them to fall asleep, but hope they won't pee in their pants in their carseats.
- Apparently Waffle House uses really cheap styrofoam cups, but at least the sweet tea (that's a southern thing, right y'all?) blended into the beige car mats.
- Are we there yet?
- You run out of empty threats about half way there.
We're in Orlando conquering the Mouse of all mice.
Miss you. Love you. Kisses.
14 comments:
The after vacation blogging is gonna be as hot as an Australian summer ;) Can't wait to hear your stories, its great that you are helping the US economy at Traget;) did you notice how cheap the US is when compared to anywhere else?
Looking forward to hearing all those stories! I've missed your blog haha. :) Glad you're having fun!!!
Welcome to my neck of the woods! I sure hope you are having a wonderful trip!
"My Sister is Dating a Man Who is My Dad, But Don't Worry... She's Still a Lesbian"
I. Cannot. Wait.
Holidays are neat etc. etc.
Rassles, I promise you that blog won't be nearly as exciting as you think. Laura, why does the 5 year old look like he's wearing a toupee? I love you and yes you really are a little tease.
Ali- Omigod- everything is so much cheaper in the US, but I knew that before I came home so I planned on lots of shopping.
Natasha- Thanks!
Hey Karen- Did you order this amazing weather just for me???
Rassles- Well the title of that one tells the whole story, well actually-- um, well on second thought, the story is kind of XXX rated.
Jill- Did I mention you're a ho? Yer mum told me so.
Merry Christmas Laura
Thank you for stimulating the economy!
I never cared for the whiny mouse. That poor old duck, though, well he needs a hug.
Enjoy the rest of your time there! I am happy for you to be able to spend so much time at home, and I too, miss your posting :) Looking forward to hearing all your stories!! Say HI to the US for me, and have some Dunkin Donuts too!!! Man what I would give for a cup of coffee and a toasted bagel & cream cheese..hmmpf!
LOL, I was having so much fun watching you figure shit out through the comments you left on my blog yesterday. Oh, that was some good stuff.
Yes, Ghost and I are engaged. Crazy shit, eh?
Good to see a post from you! I was wondering how your trip to Fortress America was going. Will look forward to hearing some of those stories!
Can't wait to read these!
I sooooo can't wait for the post about your kid telling someone to shut up. Kids are so awesome sometimes. :-) Get back home to Sydney! lol
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