Wednesday, March 25, 2009
My Wii Fit has officially been removed from the box. Yes, I know it's tragic that it took six months to open, but after reading about the verbal abuse the Wii Fit trainer spews at people, I felt somewhat justified.
So today I let her out, and I even put batteries in her.
And then, after selecting my "friendly female trainer", I hula hooped while "people" standing on the sidelines chucked additional hula hoops which I guess I was supposed to catch, but instead bounced off my head, it was weird. I did some yoga and breathing exercises. I did a step class session that nearly sent me flying into my already once broken glass windows.
My trainer commended me on my balance (at least I've still got somethin'), and only called me a couch potato once after I toppled during a balance exercise.
So hopefully she'll continue to treat me with respect, but just in case she goes all robo-trainer-psycho on me, I read in the instruction booklet that if I insert the batteries backwards or submerge her in water-- it'll kill her.
I hope she knows who she's dealing with.